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*This list of course makes the wild and crazy assumption that you give a shit.
| FAVORITE | LEAST FAVORITE | |
| Music Artist | Guy Forsyth | Rod Stewart (aka Satan) |
| Band | The Tea Party | Creed/Any Boy Band/95% of Radio |
| Food | Fajitas | Mayonnaise |
| Chick | Neko Case | N/A |
| Movie | The Shawshank Redemption | Hmm |
| Sports Team | Green Bay Packers | Minnesota Vikings |
| Athlete | Brett Favre | N/A |
| Guitar | Gibson Les Paul | N/A |
| Thing To Do | See Live Music | Kissing Ass |
| Thing | Originality | Rod Stewart eating mayonnaise while listening to Creed |